This project is the documentation of my attempts to be well. I have researched, experimented, given up, and tried something else for many years. I would like to think that all along I was just gathering material for this project, as well as to come up with a fantastical formula for wellness. This magic formula encompasses everything from holistic healing to anti-psychotic medications, from weight loss surgery to good old fashioned potions and prayer. My quest for health and happiness will be an endless journey, but also one that should be entertaining to watch.